Dear diary...

• Me: I should keep a diary, I'll write something down everyday this year and when I'm older I'll look back on this with fond memories..
• Day 1: Dear diary, today this happened.
• Day 2: Dear diary, ___ said the funniest thing ever and I laughed till I peed my pants a little.
• Day 3: Dear diary, I think I have a crush on ____. Wow this diary thing is fun. 3 days in a row with an entry!
• Day 4: Ugh I have nothing to write about today. I'll skip this one day.
• Day 5: Nothing happened today either but I'll talk about that mundane thing that happened just so I have an entry for today.
• Day 12: Wow I haven't written in here in a week?!
• Day 39: Mmph I can't be bothered to write this down.
• Day 100: *finds diary* When did I start this? I haven't written here in ages. Oh well.